A Country in a Crisis

The USA government has made yet another ridiculous law. Each family is not allowed to have no more than 2 kids per family. They think that the country is too over-populated because of the immigrants that keep coming over from other countries. If you family has more than 2 kids the 2 youngest kids of the family have to find a place of their own or they are going to be an orphan in another country. This sounds a lot like the problems that are happening in China except in China you can only have one 1 kid unless you pay a fine then you can have more children. The difference between these situations is and the situations in China are that the citizens of the USA aren’t allowed to have no more than 2 kids at all they’re not even allowed to pay a fine. It’s only 2 kids and that’s it.
I have a strong opinion on this topic. I don’t like what the government is doing. If they’re worried about the population then they need to stop the immigrants from coming over or not to except them. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are going to be a lot of boycotts. The government better watch out because this could get ugly.

The Left-Handed Big Mac

McDonald’s published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Big Mac" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Big Mac (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Big Mac was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
I prefer the right handed Big Mac. Although, I’m not really am I a fan of McDonald’s, I think this is a great idea. Those people who are left handed probably feel left out so I think this is a great way for people in our society who are left handed don’t feel left out anymore.

SWAN ATTACK!!!!

Scientists have been researching the reasons for the H1N1 flu for the past year. While they were researching, one of the scientists decided to make sure that they would be ready for other flu’s that come up the road. Well while they were coming up with these vaccines they considered a swan part of the bird flu, but that was a big mistake.
People in South America have been dying of Swan Flu within seconds of each other. This has been the deadliest flu in the world to date. The swans have been migrating up towards North America since the summer is coming and they want to be warm but not near the equator. Obama wants to put cages all around the U.S.A so the swans can not come in. “Scientists do not have enough time to put a vaccine together. We need to something about this and fast,” the president said outside his white home.
Many of you should be afraid if you catch this flu, you could die within minutes. I would shut your windows, close all doors, and never come outside again.